UPDATE May 15, 2013: San Jose Sharks fans, looks like you will get YOUR chance! With Raffi flying to NYC tomorrow, he’s going to miss that game and probably won’t be around for the rest of the series against the Kings. He might even be banished to Mordor!

Use this crafts project as you wish, I suggest LIBERALLY and HUGE. Be sure to get down to the glass during warmups, YOU know which side to be on. The Kings players will LOVE it! Seriously, they will.

Here you go, a crafts project for Coyotes fans! Sure, it’s controversial and NO, nobody wants anyone to get hurt. But seriously HOW many games for a suspension?

Isn’t BERTUZZI still allowed to play in the NHL?

Print the attached PDF file (link below) on the heaviest stock you can, cut it out, attach to a paint stirring stick with the goo of your choice and bring it to the Coyotes game on Thursday, January 7.

Blackhawks fans and players are so easily annoyed with ANYTHING to do with Raffi Torres that you’re not likely to have another such excellent chirping opportunity. Don’t be TOO rude, though, nobody wants to deserve a punch in the face and waving this around is close to that line.

Be generous and print enough for your entire ROW!

See you at the game. GO COYOTES!

Click Raffi Head Craft Project and be happy!